"I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"Why did the scarecrow win an Olympic medal? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's honestly impossible to put down!"
"Thank you for all the laughter, the cheesy dad jokes, and the silent strength that has anchored our family through thick and thin."
