"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
Comedy & Laughs
Funny SMS Jokes in English
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Share hilarious one-liners, clever puns, and good humor!
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything in the universe!"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's honestly impossible to put down!"
"My boss told me to have a good day... so I clocked out and went home immediately!"
"What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!"
"I told my suitcase there will be no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage."
"Why did the scarecrow win an Olympic medal? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like a normal person."
