"Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be as short as possible!"

"Good morning! I love the smell of coffee and freshly opened browser tabs in the morning."

"Whoever invented alarm clocks clearly never experienced the heavenly comfort of a warm duvet at 6:45 AM."

"Good morning! Remember: the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"

"Morning status: My bed and I are in a committed relationship, but my alarm clock keeps breaking us apart!"

"Good morning! Today's goal: Keep everyone alive and drink enough caffeine to run a small European country."

"I would be a morning person if morning occurred safely around 1:00 PM."

"Rise and shine! Or just rise. Shining is optional until cup number two."