"Whoever invented alarm clocks clearly never experienced the heavenly comfort of a warm duvet at 6:45 AM."
"Whoever invented alarm clocks clearly never experienced the heavenly comfort of a warm duvet at 6:45 AM."
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."— Sam Levenson
"Our bond is too precious to lose over my thoughtless words. If I could turn back the clock, I would. Please give me another chance."
"My boss told me to have a good day... so I clocked out and went home immediately!"
"Morning status: My bed and I are in a committed relationship, but my alarm clock keeps breaking us apart!"
"My boss told me to have a good day... so I clocked out and went home immediately!"— Office Banter