"My wallet is like an onion: opening it makes me weep uncontrollably."
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Quick Wit
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"Teacher: If you divide an apple into 4 equal pieces, what do you get? Student: 4 apple pieces, Sir! Teacher: And if you divide it into 8 pieces? Student: Applesauce, Sir!"— Classroom Comedy
"Shopkeeper: Sir, this organic watch never needs a battery. Customer: Wow, how does it work? Shopkeeper: It only runs when you sprint at 15 kilometers an hour!"— Gadget Comedy
Festival Greetings
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"Happy Raksha Bandhan to the sibling who stole my clothes, ate my snacks, and still expects a gift! Love you anyway! 🎁😂"— Sibling Comedy Club
