"I am an early bird and a night owl, so I am wise and I have worms."— Michael Scott
Showing 6 Quotes tagged with "Office Comedy"
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Office Comedy
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"Interviewer: What makes you exceptionally reliable and hardworking? Candidate: I am so considerate that I wake up 5 minutes before my alarm every morning just to turn it off gently so it doesn't get startled."— Workplace Wit
"Teacher: If you divide an apple into 4 equal pieces, what do you get? Student: 4 apple pieces, Sir! Teacher: And if you divide it into 8 pieces? Student: Applesauce, Sir!"— Classroom Comedy
Smart Watch
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"Shopkeeper: Sir, this organic watch never needs a battery. Customer: Wow, how does it work? Shopkeeper: It only runs when you sprint at 15 kilometers an hour!"— Gadget Comedy
"Employee: Boss, my salary does not match my extraordinary skills! Boss: We know, but the company policy forbids letting employees starve completely!"— Office Irony
Humor & Comedy
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"My boss told me to have a good day... so I clocked out and went home immediately!"— Office Banter
