"My doctor advised me to run twice every single day for optimal health. So now I sprint once from bed to the coffee pot in the morning, and once from the couch to the fridge at night!"— Fitness Irony
"My doctor advised me to run twice every single day for optimal health. So now I sprint once from bed to the coffee pot in the morning, and once from the couch to the fridge at night!"— Fitness Irony
"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad."— Arnold H. Glasow
"Judge: Why did you rob that electronics store at 2 in the morning? Thief: Your Honor, the billboard on the highway clearly said, "Shop 24 Hours a Day!""— Courtroom Laughs
"May your 2026 be packed with belly laughs, memorable road trips, and professional breakthroughs. Happy New Year to you and yours!"