"Son: Dad, can you write my homework essay in the dark? Dad: Why would I do that? Son: Because your report card marks for me were quite dark and grim!"— Family Banter
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Problem Cardio
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"Running away from your problems counts as cardio, right?"
"A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take."— Cardinal Gaspard Mermillod
Festival Greetings
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"May Santa bring you everything your heart desires—and may your credit card bill survive until January! Merry Christmas!"— Holiday Humor Editors
"Today I escaped anxiety. Or no, I discarded it, because it was within me, in my own perceptions - not outside."— Marcus Aurelius
