"Passenger: Conductor, will this train take me straight to London? Conductor: Yes, madam, as long as you stay on board and don't jump off in Manchester!"— Transit Banter
"Passenger: Conductor, will this train take me straight to London? Conductor: Yes, madam, as long as you stay on board and don't jump off in Manchester!"— Transit Banter
"Gym Trainer: Did you do the 50 pushups I assigned yesterday? Trainee: Yes, Coach! 25 in my imagination and 25 in my afternoon dream!"— Fitness Irony
"When you feel like quitting, remember why you started in the first place."— Training Wisdom
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."— Eleanor Roosevelt