"Patient: Doctor, whenever I drink a steaming cup of tea, I get a sharp stabbing pain in my right eye! Doctor: Next time, remember to take the spoon out of the mug before you sip."— Medical Wit
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Doctor & Patient
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"Doctor: There is no pill for your exhaustion; hearty daily laughter is the only medicine. Patient: That sounds amazing! What is your consultation fee? Doctor: Exactly five hundred dollars! Patient: Ha! I'm already laughing uncontrollably!"— Medical Wit
"I told my doctor that I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. He said, "Try taking the candles off first!""
Doctor Wit
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"I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
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"I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places. He said, "Stop going to those places!""
