"I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
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"I told my doctor that I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. He said, "Try taking the candles off first!""
"I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
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"I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places. He said, "Stop going to those places!""
"I told my doctor that I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. He told me to take off the candles first."
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"My doctor advised me to run twice every single day for optimal health. So now I sprint once from bed to the coffee pot in the morning, and once from the couch to the fridge at night!"— Fitness Irony
