"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch: I call it lunch."
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Relatable Laughs
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"My doctor advised me to run twice every single day for optimal health. So now I sprint once from bed to the coffee pot in the morning, and once from the couch to the fridge at night!"— Fitness Irony
"Employee: Boss, my salary does not match my extraordinary skills! Boss: We know, but the company policy forbids letting employees starve completely!"— Office Irony
Gym Reality
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"Gym Trainer: Did you do the 50 pushups I assigned yesterday? Trainee: Yes, Coach! 25 in my imagination and 25 in my afternoon dream!"— Fitness Irony
