"I would like to thank coffee for providing the illusion that I have my life completely figured out."
"I would like to thank coffee for providing the illusion that I have my life completely figured out."
"My mood depends entirely on how many people talk to me before my first cup of hot coffee."
"My doctor advised me to run twice every single day for optimal health. So now I sprint once from bed to the coffee pot in the morning, and once from the couch to the fridge at night!"— Fitness Irony
"Customer: This coffee tastes like warm mud! Waiter: It was freshly ground this morning, Sir!"— Cafe Banter
"Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be as short as possible!"
"Good morning! I love the smell of coffee and freshly opened browser tabs in the morning."