"Customer: This coffee tastes like warm mud! Waiter: It was freshly ground this morning, Sir!"— Cafe Banter
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Open Tabs
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"My brain has too many tabs open: 4 are frozen and I have no idea where the background music is coming from."
"I would like to thank coffee for providing the illusion that I have my life completely figured out."
Morning Rule
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"My mood depends entirely on how many people talk to me before my first cup of hot coffee."
"My doctor advised me to run twice every single day for optimal health. So now I sprint once from bed to the coffee pot in the morning, and once from the couch to the fridge at night!"— Fitness Irony
Coffee Pun
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"Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be as short as possible!"
