"There are two types of people in this world: early birds, and people who wonder how early birds are still alive."
"There are two types of people in this world: early birds, and people who wonder how early birds are still alive."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible clearly never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I am an early bird and a night owl, so I am wise and I have worms."— Michael Scott
"Judge: Why did you rob that electronics store at 2 in the morning? Thief: Your Honor, the billboard on the highway clearly said, "Shop 24 Hours a Day!""— Courtroom Laughs
"Whoever invented alarm clocks clearly never experienced the heavenly comfort of a warm duvet at 6:45 AM."
"Good morning! Remember: the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"