"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch: I call it lunch."
"My doctor advised me to run twice every single day for optimal health. So now I sprint once from bed to the coffee pot in the morning, and once from the couch to the fridge at night!"— Fitness Irony
"Gym Trainer: Did you do the 50 pushups I assigned yesterday? Trainee: Yes, Coach! 25 in my imagination and 25 in my afternoon dream!"— Fitness Irony